year, St. Valentine's day certaintly lived up to its reputation
as the most romantic in the calender, with people around the world,
making nuisance phone calls to their loved ones, moodily following
them around the whole day, or simply staying in to brood obsessively.
So, who did you stalk on Valentine's Day?
Rosey Boynagoo, 32: "I hung around outside the shop
where this guy I really fancy works. After about twenty minutes
of pacing up and down and looking in the window pretending to read
the stationary prices, I walked in and asked for directions to the
shopping centre, which is in fact directly opposite and four stories
high. This ride wasn't even there, but his skanger mate told me
where it was and then muttered 'muppet' under his breath as I walked
Marshal, 28: "After coming out of the facility i met a
lovely young girl called Theresa. She had long golden locks that
swung like pendulums of attractiveness. Her hips moved to the tune
of my heart, and her body called my name with the sultry tone of
beauty. Oh, she'll be sorry. She will be sorry."
Daley, 17: "I sent shy, smutty text messages to this absolute
fuckin' ride who's in the same class in college as my friend Laura.
He hasn't written back or anything, so I might get her to drop a
note into his bag saying "You're massive", or something".
Foley, 25: "This girl I'm stalking who lives around the
corner from me had her boyfriend round on Valentine's night, so
I snuck into her back garden, removed my trousers, and sat in a
big tree watching them enjoy a romantic dinner before snuggling
on the couch".