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Politics
Regularities discovered in Fianna
Fail accounts
McCreevy blows budget on booze,
fags
Ireland to join NATO: Ahern cites
"hidden agenda"
Strong growth forecast in 'rich
prick' sector
"Thanks, IRA!" say Ulster's
Catholics
Mickey Martin now even more wonderful
Serbs loaf Lawlor
Bruton: "I've been drunk for the
last ten years"
D'oh! Simpsons quotes to become
official language of Ireland
Bertie asks students for a loan
of a tenner
Des Geraghty to strike for 30%
less strike action, pay hike
The
Rock "Gauran-damn-tees" Election Victory
Foot
n Mouth hits even more events
20000!
Biggest number yet
New variant CJH disease discovered
Foot n Mouth decimates tourism and
boredom thresholds
Lack of Rioting clearly
demonstrates public support, claims Ahern
Fianna Fail passes that
bill
Shaggy advises Bev: "Say
it wasn't you"
Vigilante sheep groups on rampage
throughout land
O'Malley denies regretting
forgetting Arms Crisis actions
Quiz: Test your Bertie Bowl knowledge
That's Nice!
Nice Verdict "Will be difficult
to ignore", admits Ahern
Taoiseach publicly criticised
Dogs
in the street now more knowledgeable than average citizen
Bush
describes personal health report as "fatally flawed"
Northern
Ireland leaders take break, agree to see other people
Terror
in Belfast as children stalk the streets
An
end to policy documents: If the PDs really were in power
NI
runs out of ugly, bitter women
Anguish
at announcement of national "Dry Day"
FF's
Ard Fheis report
Lowry
"forgot" about pocket money
Bertie admits defeat on everything
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World news
Santa shot down over Chinese airspace
Bush: US to withdraw from domestic
affairs
Intel acquires Catholic church
in $9.6bn take-over
Taliban Ministry of Tourism
and Culture to close
Hussein threatens world peace
following theft of Magic Door Technology
EU censors Ireland
Gadafy vows to West "I'll
prove I'm not mental"
Dalai Lama 'kicks ass'
Video replays show McVeigh
was offside when executed
G8 leaders in violent Creamfields
rampage
Nepalese traditional dinner
no longer to include firearms
Small-business owner disturbed
by riots
Bush: Now let's kill some of them
Beijing invites Falun Gong to big
stadium for 'Olympic celebration'
"It's
a fair cop, U.S.A." - bin Laden
Timeline
of a tragedy: We explain it all with pictures
Free world in chaos
as Destiny's Child exhaust bikini stocks
Duncan
Stewart in Afghanistan
Israel
remembers slaughtered minister
US
drops informative leaflets over Afghanistan
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Science and Technology
Immigrants granted citizenship,
mobile phones
Young Scientist proves Guinness
NOT 'good for you'
Genetically modified food "Perfectly
safe", says genetically modified scientist
Scientists discover gene for gullibiltiy
- Evil Gerald exclusive!
New 'e-tailing' site not a waste
of time - shocker
Dot.com billionaire offers to
buy the world a coke
D-commerce boom attracts thousands
Guy still ashamed of failed e-mail
chain-letter
Enterprise
to be "ready by Christmas, deffo", says Chief O'Brien
.TMP file of Douglas Coupland's
'Microserfs' sold for $2m
Horses
to go under the e-hammer
Twenty-something sends
first work-related e-mail
Renegade
Catholics "will clone Jesus from communion wafer"
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Health and lifestyle
Dodgy Docs!
Hague pledges to 'save British
sex'
Irish cattle welcome death
No nose is good nose: Everyone's
doing a Westbrook
Sui-chic: Why doing yourself in
is the done thing
Vox Pop: Who did YOU stalk this
Valentine's Day?
Irish potheads hail drug smuggling
successes
Make the cool choices with
our special feature
Dubliners
cheer firey destruction of Lillie's Bordello
Church
to replace holy water with kombucha
An Teanga Marbh
How Harry Corry is changing NI
society
Guinness
anger at low levels of underage drinking
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People
Man dies comically
Phone-in show caller
has kids himself
Supreme Court rules against 'Penalli
Pen Eight'
Get the hell out of here!
Constant clicè user loses
unfair dismissal claim
Concern grows for missing
dead girl
Anarchists plan massive
day of action, weather permitting
Phone Phails Phunk pH
Goth phase regretted
Old lady cautioned for punching
children. We ask: is nothing sacred?
Old skool' walkman actually just
crap
Man freaked out by casual
acquaintance
Highlighted section attracts
attention
Wanker memoriabilia to
be displayed in museum
School Students Protest
Teacher Strike, Loot Urban Outfitters
Socialist worker party closes
down world bank
I'm not a person, I'm a top
creative
Funghi 'back from the brink'
Stickz-bitz: Regional Report
Co-worker either really sound
or totally false
Readers' Letters
Student can't get enough ironic
consumption
Job-seeker regrets not lying about
being team-player
Owner
of two-metre wide, five-metre-long Land Cruiser "can't believe this
traffic"
Tears as 2fm DJ admits "I'm
not American."
Mother of twelve celebrates
Lotto ticket
Millions massacred in horrorscope
shocker
Tony the Tiger: Rumbled in
the Jungle
Faux
Celebrity Mulls Legal Battle
John
Waters: The Horrors of Feminised Childbirth
Oh
no, not another dinner invitation from the Chomskys
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The
arts and entertainment
An exclusive! new poem by the great
Wheezy
Gelatinous
McAnimate's Social Diary
S
Club 7 sales soar after capture, execution of S Club 7
Film:
Your guide to films
Irish
novelists, poets, go on strike - Playwrights still undecided
RTE
promise Little
Mona
Lisa a fascist icon? Why not?
Robot
Wars slammed - Defames actual Sir Killalot, say lawyers
JJ72
/ Met Éireann feud escalates
Corrs
accidentally release new album
Bono,
Elvis Costello agree hat-sharing treaty
RTE
slams Angelus blast
Pub
conversation just like something out of Seinfeld
jimmy
joyces giddyguide to dublindabblin
Celebrities
announce sham engagement
Appleton
sisters' shocking autobiography
Bevan
Faye's Film Extravanzer
The
Evil Gerald Awards for Excellence in the media
RTE
announces new schedule for 2002
This
week's arts critic: Karl Marx
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Sport
Footy - all the latest on United, Leeds
and Liverpool. Sorry, no Irish football
Argentinian
striker "always wanted to play for Bolton"
"Let's
get married", taunts boxer
Ireland
- Holland: Pundits agree competence key to success
Ireland Vs. Iran to finally settle Good
Vs. Evil debate
Something about GAA
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Editorial and Opinion
Felix says: I hate buses
Felix
says: Look at Mel Gibson's ears
Announcement
by The Evil Gerald, Inc. (Feb 16)
Editorial
- something must be done
Announcement
by The Evil Gerald, inc. (March 7)
Evil
Gerald, Inc. Update (March
28)
Felix says: These dusty, crumpled
foot and mouth mats are a potent symbol of our
national decline
Special media report:
Where Aren't They Now?
Corrections and Clarifications
Editorial: Let us all wring hands
together
Hands
off our city: Culchies out of Dublin
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