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Politics

Regularities discovered in Fianna Fail accounts
McCreevy blows budget on booze, fags
Ireland to join NATO: Ahern cites "hidden agenda"
Strong growth forecast in 'rich prick' sector
"Thanks, IRA!" say Ulster's Catholics
Mickey Martin now even more wonderful
Serbs loaf Lawlor
Bruton: "I've been drunk for the last ten years"
D'oh! Simpsons quotes to become official language of Ireland
Bertie asks students for a loan of a tenner
Des Geraghty to strike for 30% less strike action, pay hike
The Rock "Gauran-damn-tees" Election Victory
Foot n Mouth hits even more events
20000! Biggest number yet
New variant CJH disease discovered
Foot n Mouth decimates tourism and boredom thresholds
Lack of Rioting clearly demonstrates public support, claims Ahern
Fianna Fail passes that bill
Shaggy advises Bev: "Say it wasn't you"
Vigilante sheep groups on rampage throughout land
O'Malley denies regretting forgetting Arms Crisis actions
Quiz: Test your Bertie Bowl knowledge
That's Nice!
Nice Verdict "Will be difficult to ignore", admits Ahern
Taoiseach publicly criticised
Dogs in the street now more knowledgeable than average citizen
Bush describes personal health report as "fatally flawed"
Northern Ireland leaders take break, agree to see other people
Terror in Belfast as children stalk the streets
An end to policy documents: If the PDs really were in power
NI runs out of ugly, bitter women
Anguish at announcement of national "Dry Day"
FF's Ard Fheis report
Lowry "forgot" about pocket money
Bertie admits defeat on everything

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World news

Santa shot down over Chinese airspace
Bush: US to withdraw from domestic affairs
Intel acquires Catholic church in $9.6bn take-over
Taliban Ministry of Tourism and Culture to close
Hussein threatens world peace following theft of Magic Door Technology
EU censors Ireland
Gadafy vows to West "I'll prove I'm not mental"
Dalai Lama 'kicks ass'
Video replays show McVeigh was offside when executed
G8 leaders in violent Creamfields rampage
Nepalese traditional dinner no longer to include firearms
Small-business owner disturbed by riots
Bush: Now let's kill some of them
Beijing invites Falun Gong to big stadium for 'Olympic celebration'
"It's a fair cop, U.S.A." - bin Laden
Timeline of a tragedy: We explain it all with pictures
Free world in chaos as Destiny's Child exhaust bikini stocks
Duncan Stewart in Afghanistan
Israel remembers slaughtered minister
US drops informative leaflets over Afghanistan

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Science and Technology

Immigrants granted citizenship, mobile phones
Young Scientist proves Guinness NOT 'good for you'
Genetically modified food "Perfectly safe", says genetically modified scientist
Scientists discover gene for gullibiltiy - Evil Gerald exclusive!
New 'e-tailing' site not a waste of time - shocker
Dot.com billionaire offers to buy the world a coke
D-commerce boom attracts thousands
Guy still ashamed of failed e-mail chain-letter
Enterprise to be "ready by Christmas, deffo", says Chief O'Brien
.TMP file of Douglas Coupland's 'Microserfs' sold for $2m
Horses to go under the e-hammer
Twenty-something sends first work-related e-mail
Renegade Catholics "will clone Jesus from communion wafer"

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Health and lifestyle
Dodgy Docs!
Hague pledges to 'save British sex'
Irish cattle welcome death
No nose is good nose: Everyone's doing a Westbrook
Sui-chic: Why doing yourself in is the done thing
Vox Pop: Who did YOU stalk this Valentine's Day?
Irish potheads hail drug smuggling successes
Make the cool choices with our special feature
Dubliners cheer firey destruction of Lillie's Bordello
Church to replace holy water with kombucha
An Teanga Marbh
How Harry Corry is changing NI society
Guinness anger at low levels of underage drinking

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People

Man dies comically
Phone-in show caller has kids himself
Supreme Court rules against 'Penalli Pen Eight'
Get the hell out of here!
Constant clicè user loses unfair dismissal claim
Concern grows for missing dead girl
Anarchists plan massive day of action, weather permitting
Phone Phails Phunk pH
Goth phase regretted
Old lady cautioned for punching children. We ask: is nothing sacred?
Old skool' walkman actually just crap
Man freaked out by casual acquaintance
Highlighted section attracts attention
Wanker memoriabilia to be displayed in museum
School Students Protest Teacher Strike, Loot Urban Outfitters
Socialist worker party closes down world bank
I'm not a person, I'm a top creative
Funghi 'back from the brink'
Stickz-bitz: Regional Report
Co-worker either really sound or totally false
Readers' Letters
Student can't get enough ironic consumption
Job-seeker regrets not lying about being team-player
Owner of two-metre wide, five-metre-long Land Cruiser "can't believe this traffic"
Tears as 2fm DJ admits "I'm not American."
Mother of twelve celebrates Lotto ticket
Millions massacred in horrorscope shocker
Tony the Tiger: Rumbled in the Jungle
Faux Celebrity Mulls Legal Battle
John Waters: The Horrors of Feminised Childbirth
Oh no, not another dinner invitation from the Chomskys

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The arts and entertainment

An exclusive! new poem by the great Wheezy
Gelatinous McAnimate's Social Diary
S Club 7 sales soar after capture, execution of S Club 7
Film: Your guide to films
Irish novelists, poets, go on strike - Playwrights still undecided
RTE promise Little
Mona Lisa a fascist icon? Why not?
Robot Wars slammed - Defames actual Sir Killalot, say lawyers
JJ72 / Met Éireann feud escalates
Corrs accidentally release new album
Bono, Elvis Costello agree hat-sharing treaty
RTE slams Angelus blast
Pub conversation just like something out of Seinfeld
jimmy joyces giddyguide to dublindabblin
Celebrities announce sham engagement
Appleton sisters' shocking autobiography
Bevan Faye's Film Extravanzer
The Evil Gerald Awards for Excellence in the media
RTE announces new schedule for 2002
This week's arts critic: Karl Marx

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Sport

Footy - all the latest on United, Leeds and Liverpool. Sorry, no Irish football
Argentinian striker "always wanted to play for Bolton"
"Let's get married", taunts boxer
Ireland - Holland: Pundits agree competence key to success
Ireland Vs. Iran to finally settle Good Vs. Evil debate
Something about GAA

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Editorial and Opinion

Felix says: I hate buses
Felix says: Look at Mel Gibson's ears
Announcement by The Evil Gerald, Inc. (Feb 16)
Editorial - something must be done
Announcement by The Evil Gerald, inc. (March 7)
Evil Gerald, Inc. Update (March 28)
Felix says: These dusty, crumpled foot and mouth mats are a potent symbol of our
national decline
Special media report: Where Aren't They Now?
Corrections and Clarifications
Editorial: Let us all wring hands together
Hands off our city: Culchies out of Dublin

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