in the street now more knowledgeable than average citizen
regrets not lying about being team-player
to be "ready by Christmas, deffo", says Chief O'Brien
describes personal health report as "fatally flawed"
media report: Where Aren't They Now?
of two-metre wide, five-metre-long Land Cruiser "can't believe this
file of Douglas Coupland's 'Microserfs' sold for $2m
invites Falun Gong to big stadium for 'Olympic celebration'
'liked to touch women's skin'.... Society definitely getting worse, says
Evil Gerald would like to apologise to its readers for any offence which
may have been caused by the printing of an article in its last edition
which alleged that Dublin is in fact closer to Boston than it is to Berlin.
The Evil Gerald now accepts that Dublin is in actuality closer to Berlin
than it is to Boston by a distance of 2178 miles, 3505 km or 1893 nautical
miles. The Evil Gerald further accepts that the use of the Boston-Berlin
expression is annoying, hackneyed and an insult to anyone with a brain,
and that to put things in perspective, Belfast, at a distance of only
84 miles, 136 km or 73 nautical miles from Dublin, is 9.8 times nearer
than Berlin and 35.7 times nearer than Boston to the capital of the Republic.
But then, nobody ever goes to Belfast because they don't want to get shot
or blown up.
As a woman, and as a mother, The Evil Gerald feels the use of the adage
is deeply, morally offensive, and has had its Geography Editor court-martialled
to be shot and sent to the Russian front at a distance of 1450 miles,
2330 km or 1260 nautical miles.
is not the policy of the Evil Gerald to correct mistakes unless threatened
with a letter from a posh solicitors' firm