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Docs! Are you a parent? Do you know one? Then prepare to be OUTRAGED as we bravely point the finger at the greatest menace in Irish society today, the MONSTERS who FIDDLE WITH THE KIDS while posing as medical doctors! more... |
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Santa shot down over Chinese airspace Leading Western diplomats were yesterday locked in heated debate with the Chinese authorities after it was revealed that Santa Claus has been captive in a Beijing prison since December last year. more... |
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Young Scientist proves Guinness NOT 'good for you' Paul Roberts (17), from Ard Scoil Ris, Donnycarney, yesterday won the Young Scientist of the Year Award at the RDS. His project, entitled "Guinness NOT good for you", showed the glaring inaccuracy of the advertising slogan, and now discredited popular myth, that Guinness is good for you. more... |
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Hague
pledges to 'save British sex' As part of a continuing anti-Europe policy, British Conservative Party leader William Hague today pledged to defend British sex from European influences. more... |
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