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JCB digger gently exfoliates Glen of the Downs
After
tenderly abrading the ground with razor-sharp mechanical shovels and drills,
construction staff then administered a cleansing bio-herbal salve they
call 'Organicide', developed by Laboratoires Caterpillieres in Tyneside,
U.K. This kills micro-organisms dead, converting them into valuable carbon
and leaving the area ready for the next stage in its transformation from
unsightly forest to attractive thoroughfare.
Do you know of any strained, over-worked woodland that could do with the Replenishment treatment? Is your local forest looking tired and frazzled? Well then why not give it a revitalizing motorway-makeover? |
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Using
a specially formulated healing-and-strengthening technique, a six-ton
JCB digger (left) gently exfoliated the surface of the Glen of the Downs
yesterday, stripping the terrain clear of trees, plant-life and any other
organic material.
Some
see the operation as little more than a destructive rampage through an
area of natural beauty, but Mooney rejects the accusation. "We're
not destroying the glen, we're strengthening its defences," he said.
"I mean, some of these trees were clearly suffering from split ends".
