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New
government report: men and women are different
A new government report released today and commissioned by Sile De Valera, has revealed startling new evidence for the differences between men and women. The report, a 512 page document, was compiled and researched by a team of the nation's top stand-up comedians and doctors, after demonstrating various physical differences between men and women goes on to expose amazing new differences between the sexes. Apparently, men and women vary in their interest in football greatly and many women remain unaware of the exact nature of the offside rule. However, such deficiencies do not only lie with women; men have been revealed to be incapable of tying a towel around their heads after showering, an idea introduced to the gender research community by comedian Jason Byrne on his widely-lauded scientific weekly, The Jason Byrne Show. The
report goes on to cite over 650 drastic differences between the sexes,
including: A
similar report carried out in America cited many similar The scientific community is split over the Irish report, some citing its thorough sampling of all the sexes, while others maintain that it offers no conclusions based on the evidence amassed, ending as it does with the words "What's up wit' that?" |
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