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Wow,
that homeless guy was really cute by Josephine Devine
I
mean, really. You don't usually see that. There seems to be some unwritten
rule that pretty people don't have to sleep rough. There must be some
sort of a government action group which spots good-looking people about
to fall He
looked all pouty and sorrowful, like Johnny Depp under a rug. Though now
that I think about it, he's probably got more reason to be sad than Johnny
Depp. Still, I bet he gets all the chicks. In that brief instant we looked
into God, I thought, I wish I was homeless. Then I collected myself. I realised he was talking to me again. "Any change for a hostel, Miss?" he asked. Almost automatically, I replied "Not fucking likely," and walked past him to the ATM. Ah well, that's love for you. |
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We
met by the Banklink. I was getting out some cash before I headed over
to Next, he was sitting on the ground holding out a cup looking for change.
Usually I'd ignore him like the others, but, fumbling for my wallet in
the queue, I somehow caught his eye and ... I don't know, something seemed
to pass between us. Literally speaking, he asked me if I had a few spare
pence, but the body-language said something else altogether. He looked
at me with those beautiful brown eyes, and I felt I knew him. Besides
which, that homeless guy was damn cute!
