Dear
Geraldine,
I have a problem, and I'm a bit embarrassed about it. I like this girl
but we've never met. Her name is hotnhorny27@hotmail.com
and she just keeps emailing me. Like the other day she sent me this really
great message about how you can please your woman by gaining 2 - 4 inches:
NATURALLY!!! For only $12.99 a month.
It
doesn't bother her that we both seem to be in the same line of work. So
I replied romantically to her message with an offer of Human Growth Hormone
for only $7.25 a month which can increase breast size naturally in a matter
of days!!! But she keeps on sending me these cryptic messages telling
me that she knows what women really want and that SIZE MATTERS - PLEASE
YOUR WOMAN - WANT TO KNOW THE SECRETS OF THE PROFESSIONALS??? Every time
I email her back hotnhorny27 just sends me
back some offers for allegedly free porn sites that turn out to ask you
to pay. Is she trying to tell me something. Is she just leading me on
or do you think there is a future in this relationship?
Yours
pornographically,
Rapedteenslutsoncoke69@whambamthankyoumam.net
PS:
That's nor my real name but you can avail of my patented Penis enlargement
balm at the specially reduced price of only $24.99 for six treatments.
I can't believe the enlargement potential this product has possibly afforded
me in certain circumstances which may not be similar to your own.
Dear
Rapedteenslut(s)oncoke69,
You should immediately desist and completely cease from using our patented
brand in any way. The Evil Gerald is the sole owner of the copyright
to which you refer and failure to forebear from its use will result in
the immediate issue of legal proceedings against you.
I
look forward to receiving a positive reply in relation to this matter,
Kind
Regards,
Geraldine
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