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The Taoiseach, Bertie Ahern has stated that Ireland will cast off and steam down to the Mediterrenean, possibly the equator, to enjoy some sun and take some time for itself.

After the rigours of working hard in telephone sales, computer programming, and cappuchino distributing, the post-Celtic Tiger ireland will move south. Said the Taoiseach, "We've put all this money together, and now the boom is over, we just want to go down there and let the money work for us for a while."

Sources say that the country will also look for a guy to get some really good weed and may spend as much as three fiscal quarters just chilling off the coast of Africa somewhere.




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