my husband and I have hardly spent a night together. When we do he is
colder to me than a wet fish and about as much use in the sack as the
five-day-old sandwiches I regularly find at the bottom of our son's schoolbag.
I'm very grateful to my husband for everything he has given us. He recently
even took up a job as a barman at a lap dancing club on top of his day
job. However, despite this, he hasn't been bringing home any more money.
In fact we rarely have any money for food, let alone a romantic evening
out. Recently I confronted him about it but he denied having an affair
with one of his new colleagues. He tells me that his lack of interest
in me is due to a number of factors, not the least of which are the September
11th attacks on New York and Washington, the global economic downturn
and foot and mouth disease. Is this a valid excuse for the breakdown in
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